(click the link in the side bar and sing along with Joe Valentine, PI) (or just listen to his sweetly sung and gently whispered nothings) (meanwhile, not to be upstaged, various Penguins join the Penguin With A Strange Case Of Amnesia for a bit of antarctic frolicking. . .)
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'Sweetly sung'
*Sniggers*
oh come on, I bet you have a beautiful singing voice!
but perhaps Joe doesn't?
*waddling and flapping and frolicking!!*
:>
<-- happy penguin!!!!
Does the panto shut on Christmas day?
*Taps fingers, restlessly*
*waddles to the singing PI and pecks his shoe*
<:
*looks stage left*
*looks stage right*
:>
*stares at PI*
*blink blink*
*tosses penguingy wings around PI and squeezes a quick hug*
*blink blink*
:>
see what happens if I leave you alone for a moment, while I go and make sure that everything is ready for Act Three!!!
pecking and waddling and hugs. . .
don't worry folks, that's not all. . .
(-:
XXX
*Notices something strange attached to his shoe. Avoids shooting it, in a spirit of goodwill.*
*blink blink*
:>
there is a slight delay in proceedings, as the painters haven't quite finished the Final Act secenery
and part of the set hasn't turned up
and the song sheets for the finale got stuck in the printer
and the next container of lemons are held up somewhere or other
. . .so keep yourselves amused in the meantime and I'm sure it will all come together in the end
(-:
(on and the villain is having a case of agrophobia and won't come out of his dressing room)
*smiles a big penguiny smile for the audience and begins a tap dance*
:>
*tap tap taptap tap tap*
*Goes back to dressing-room, to run through his part with his PA*
Dave so long as that's not running your part thru your PA. . .
Mel you know, I really really want to learn how to tap dance!
Good lord, are you suggesting I was doing something rude? Me??
good lord, are you suggesting that I was saying something rude? me??
I don't understand the meaning of the word double-entendre. I suspect you do.
double, triple. . . how many would you like?
(I'm alsmot finished with the finale, btw!)
Oh look! The penguin has just fallen off the tap!!
:>
*shaking penguiny head and wagging little penguiny wing*
*waddles off stage right*
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