"The Search For The Missing Amulet"

or: "Here I Am, Stuck In The Middle With You"

a festive pantomiming of the seasonal and herbal parsnip variety
currently in rehearsal, scripts still being edited and scenery not even yet painted. . .
and what about the score!! yikes, I knew I shouldn't have undertaken all this myself:
crikey, people, we need music!!
(and perhaps I need a little help?)

are you sitting quietly?

roll up! roll up!

get your tickets. . . get your tickets. . .for the international - potentially intergalactic (yes, Zaphod BeebleBrox Himself has heard of our small and so far insignificant plans, and is currently negotiating his involvement) - production of the decade!

the full frontal nudity clause*

(you knew there was one, right?) PLEASE NOTE: applies to male* roles** only (**whether played by man or woman)(*male human roles, not penguins)