"The Search For The Missing Amulet"

or: "Here I Am, Stuck In The Middle With You"

a festive pantomiming of the seasonal and herbal parsnip variety
currently in rehearsal, scripts still being edited and scenery not even yet painted. . .
and what about the score!! yikes, I knew I shouldn't have undertaken all this myself:
crikey, people, we need music!!
(and perhaps I need a little help?)

the full frontal nudity clause*

(you knew there was one, right?) PLEASE NOTE: applies to male* roles** only (**whether played by man or woman)(*male human roles, not penguins)

14 comments:

Mel said...

*FLAP FLAP FLAP!!!*

(omgomgOMG!!)

*wiped penguiny brow*

(scared me for a minute!)

*waddling happily, wiggling little penguin tail*

:>

Rimshot said...

I don't know if I should be offended or not at the thought of laughter and general hilarity at the thought of FFN.

Dave said...

*Tightens belt on trench coat*

I, Like The View said...

Dave I know you said you'd provide your own costume - but I just found the perfect thing in the wardrobe department: the emperor's new clothes. . .

see, now you won't need to tighten your belt!

(-;

shot well, have you decided yet?

Mel see, you made the right choice with the penguin!

(-:

Dave said...

Hmm.

I, Like The View said...

pitch perfect

I'm currently writing the chorus for Joe Valentine, PI,'s song in the finale

Rimshot said...

I'm too chuffed to be offended. :D

Mel said...

*clapping penguin wings*

(Ohhh...there's singing!)

*waddling in circles*

(Look north, not south. Look north, not south. Look north, not south.....)

:>

I, Like The View said...

Mel I'm going to choreograph something for you and the albino crow. . .

shot I'm chuffed for you too, sweetie

Dave how's your voice doing?

mig bardsley said...

Oh! Hopping up and down with lots of flapping. Also putting head on one side so as to fix someone with a beady eye.
Squaaaark. (hiccup)

mig bardsley said...

I hope it doesn't apply to crows either - we don't have much dignity even with our feathers on.
And imagine ....
- no, don't.

I, Like The View said...

I'm loving being fixed with that beady eye!

(-:

Christopher said...

That's all right, then. I see chest wigs are out.

I, Like The View said...

a full waxing, top (well, neck down) to bottom (especially the bottom) is imperative