Stage Directions: Lemonade Stand lurks, as yet unnoticed, somewhat menancingly at the edge of the stage. . .
in this act two strangers appear, one of whom might possibly be the German Forest Dwelling Magician and the other of whom might be someone in need of a Magic Carpet; perhaps they are fencing stolen goods, perhaps they have very large wallets, we don't know. . . what we know is that they came prepared for festive celebrations, bringing with them cup cakes!
a lady, who had been trying to distract The Highlander by blowing kisses from her balcony, instead let loose her pet peacock. . .
the pet peacock dropped a feather in The Highlander's direction 
distracting him from his task onstage, which was trying to upstage the Fine French Fancy. . .
in this act two strangers appear, one of whom might possibly be the German Forest Dwelling Magician and the other of whom might be someone in need of a Magic Carpet; perhaps they are fencing stolen goods, perhaps they have very large wallets, we don't know. . . what we know is that they came prepared for festive celebrations, bringing with them cup cakes!
a lady, who had been trying to distract The Highlander by blowing kisses from her balcony, instead let loose her pet peacock. . .
the pet peacock dropped a feather in The Highlander's direction distracting him from his task onstage, which was trying to upstage the Fine French Fancy. . ..
but to no avail, as the Fine French Fancy is joined by a Chorus of Can Can Girls (one of whom was swinging in the sixties and is still swinging!)
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Look! One of 'em has a sabre - must be fencing ill-gotten goodies.
you're just trying to distract us from the Can Can Girls. . . (which one is you?!)
Maybe they're planning to gain entry to the large wallets with their sabres?
*waddles to the chorus line and joins in the kicking*
>:
(it's hard work being an orange)
*scratches penguiny head and give another kick*
:>
*waddles stage left and returns with cowboy boots on*
(It's hard work being John Wayne....)
*rejoins chorus line and kicks*
(k...boots mighta been a tad big...)
*holds little penguiny wings over little penguiny eyes*
(Ummmm...... Oops?)
*uncovers penguiny eyes*
(OH LOOK!!!!!! A lemonade stand!!!!!)
*waddles happily past the can can't girls*
Oh!
claps hands
claps hands!
This is so much fun!!!!
( except those damn word verification thingies...grrrrrr)
Finally....
my BIG MOMENT!!
(not all of my Can Can chorus can can be called "girls"...)
I am looking flamboyantly FABULOUS in my orange frills.
Frenchy will not be upstaged!
Swing!
Hmm. I posted a long comment here last night (it was the very first comment) and now it's gone.
*Wanders off to dressing-room and loads his .44 Magnum, the most powerfull handgun in the world*
Which one is me? The short blonde of course.
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