so, there we have it: Joe Valentine, PI, shot the Villain of Peace. . . who turned out to be the ultimate and yet unrevealed cross-dresser, but won an Oscar for his non-performance anyhow 
. . . Joe won the heart of his moll (who had a t-shirt made to celebrate) and they lived happily ever after; The Penguin With The Strange Case Of Amnesia won an Oscar for her dance sequences. . .
. . .and retired to her special place in the snow and the ice until her services were required again; Lemonade Stand found a replacement and another replacement and exited stage left to live happily ever after (or at least until next year)
. . . Joe won the heart of his moll (who had a t-shirt made to celebrate) and they lived happily ever after; The Penguin With The Strange Case Of Amnesia won an Oscar for her dance sequences. . . . . .and retired to her special place in the snow and the ice until her services were required again; Lemonade Stand found a replacement and another replacement and exited stage left to live happily ever after (or at least until next year).
meanwhile, The Audience clapped and clapped. . .
. . .until their hands became sore and their wrists ached (well, most of them did, one of them just got an aching wrist), hoping for an encore, or a least a little more plot development. . .
. . .until their hands became sore and their wrists ached (well, most of them did, one of them just got an aching wrist), hoping for an encore, or a least a little more plot development. . . 
6 comments:
You could produce a batch of those t-shirts. they'd sell like hot cakes.
Well done everyone!!
hang on! I was still writing and editing and directing backstage. . .
. . .almost finished now. . .
might add a little bit more later. . .
when does the writer/producer/director come out for her bows?
*clapping little penguiny wings happily*
:>
(Oh wait...
This means I gotta give up my penguin suit?!!)
:>
*waddles hurriedly and frantically*
*flaps wingies and hurriedly waddles to the prop pile and picks up the super dooper Hitachi NR90GR 3-1/2'' Full Round Head Gas Nailer*
(for a momento, of course)
:>
*hugs the Hitachi NR90GR 3-1/2'' Full Round Head Gas Nailer and happily flaps little penguiny wings*
*waddles around scattered props and stops suddenly*
:>
*blink blink*
*looks down at the body of a non-villian, usedtobeacancanpersonnowacantcantperson*
*blink blink*
*pokes at body with little penguiny wing*
*blink blink*
*looks at audience*
*looks at Hitachi NR90GR 3-1/2'' Full Round Head Gas Nailer*
*looks at audience*
:>
UH oh......
Mel jst for the phrase "cant cant person", I'll have a little word with The Wardrobe Department to make sure that you can keep the penguin suit!
shot she doesn't, she's very shy you know
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